Woman: "Are you part of some religion?"
Salesman: "I'm sorry?"
Woman: "Magicians, are they part of some religion?"
Salesman: "No, we just do card tricks."
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Unclear on the Concept
Lookin’ around guy: “So you give away all the secrets.”
Salesman: “Well, I don't exactly give them away.”
Salesman: “Well, I don't exactly give them away.”
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Call this a life?
Sailor: “How long have you been doing magic?”
Magician: “Pretty much all my life.”
Sailor: “But can you do magic like Criss Angel?”
Magician: “No, I’m not on television. I do it in real life.”
Magician: “Pretty much all my life.”
Sailor: “But can you do magic like Criss Angel?”
Magician: “No, I’m not on television. I do it in real life.”
Thursday, September 4, 2008
VooDon't Woman
Woman: “What is this place?”
Salesman: “We’re a magic store. We sell magic tricks and then we teach you how to do them.”
Woman: “OOOOOH NOOOO, I can’t be in hereeee. Thaats not foooor meeee.”
Salesman: “We’re a magic store. We sell magic tricks and then we teach you how to do them.”
Woman: “OOOOOH NOOOO, I can’t be in hereeee. Thaats not foooor meeee.”
Sunday, August 31, 2008
It was in your hand!
After having a ½ dozen sponge baby bunnies appear
in her hand, a teenage girl exclaims:
“It must be some sort of optical illusion.”
in her hand, a teenage girl exclaims:
“It must be some sort of optical illusion.”
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Beam me up, Scottie
Phone rings
Salesman: “Hello, Magic Shop.”
Young Female voice: “Yes, I would like to ask question and I was wondering if there was someone available there who I could ask my question?”
Salesman: “What’s your question?”
Young Female Voice: “Yes, is there someone who can help me with a teleportation spell? Do you have one?”
Salesman: “Um, no. I think you have the wrong kind of magic shop. We don’t sell that sort of stuff here. Just card tricks and coin trick.”
Young Female Voice: “Uh.”
Hangs up
Phone rings
Salesman: “Hello, Magic Shop.”
Young Female Voice: “Yes. Hi. I called about 45 minutes ago and asked about the spell, but you said you didn’t have any there. Do you know anyplace I could go for that?”
Salesman: “No. Sorry. We don’t deal with that sort of thing. You need like an occult store.”
Young Female Voice: “Do you have any numbers I can call?”
Salesman: “Sorry. No. We don’t deal with anything like that.”
Young Female Voice: “Okay.”
Hangs up
Salesman: “Hello, Magic Shop.”
Young Female voice: “Yes, I would like to ask question and I was wondering if there was someone available there who I could ask my question?”
Salesman: “What’s your question?”
Young Female Voice: “Yes, is there someone who can help me with a teleportation spell? Do you have one?”
Salesman: “Um, no. I think you have the wrong kind of magic shop. We don’t sell that sort of stuff here. Just card tricks and coin trick.”
Young Female Voice: “Uh.”
Hangs up
Phone rings
Salesman: “Hello, Magic Shop.”
Young Female Voice: “Yes. Hi. I called about 45 minutes ago and asked about the spell, but you said you didn’t have any there. Do you know anyplace I could go for that?”
Salesman: “No. Sorry. We don’t deal with that sort of thing. You need like an occult store.”
Young Female Voice: “Do you have any numbers I can call?”
Salesman: “Sorry. No. We don’t deal with anything like that.”
Young Female Voice: “Okay.”
Hangs up
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Can you hear me now?
Phone rings
Salesman: “Hello, magic shop, how can I help you?”
Woman's voice: “Are you planning to be open Sept 6th?”
Salesman: “Yes, sure we’re planning to be open Sept 6th.”
Woman's voice: “How much do you charge?”
Salesman: “Tricks start at $15 and go up from there.”
Woman's voice: “15 dollars?”
Salesman: “Yes.”
Woman's voice: “Um, what do you do there?”
Salesman: “Hello, magic shop, how can I help you?”
Woman's voice: “Are you planning to be open Sept 6th?”
Salesman: “Yes, sure we’re planning to be open Sept 6th.”
Woman's voice: “How much do you charge?”
Salesman: “Tricks start at $15 and go up from there.”
Woman's voice: “15 dollars?”
Salesman: “Yes.”
Woman's voice: “Um, what do you do there?”
Well, it used to be...
Girl: “What’s Rocky Raccoon?”
Magic Salesman: “It’s a puppet that looks like a live animal.”
Girl: “It’s ALIVE?”
Magic Salesman: “It’s a puppet that looks like a live animal.”
Girl: “It’s ALIVE?”
Friend of the cold fire guy
Man: “You got ninja balls?”
Magic Salesman: “Ninja balls?”
Man: “You know.“Them balls ninjas throw down and then vanish in a puff of smoke.”
Magic Salesman: “No, sorry, that’s only in the movies.”
Man: “No-no, I have a friend that makes ‘em.”
Magic Salesman: “Well, then have him make some up and I’ll buy them from him.”
submitted by MC
Magic Salesman: “Ninja balls?”
Man: “You know.“Them balls ninjas throw down and then vanish in a puff of smoke.”
Magic Salesman: “No, sorry, that’s only in the movies.”
Man: “No-no, I have a friend that makes ‘em.”
Magic Salesman: “Well, then have him make some up and I’ll buy them from him.”
submitted by MC
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Hence the lack of seats
Salesman: “So do you do any tricks already?”
Looky Loo: “No, I’m more of a spectator than a buyer.”
Salesman: “Too bad, because we’re more of a store than a theater.
Looky Loo: “No, I’m more of a spectator than a buyer.”
Salesman: “Too bad, because we’re more of a store than a theater.
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